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Часть первая. Призывопунктная. (Писалась ещё в армии, поэтому наивна).

11.03.2012

Помыслил я подумал, и решил правду матку об армии в народ толкать. Тут первая часть будет. Сначала типо вступление, а потом всякие вкусности. Итак... Любая армия начинается с повестки. Сначала тебя хитро заманивают в военкомат повестками о прохождении медобследования, (скажу по секрету, полностью его прошли из нашего призыва всего два человека) и таким хитрым методом вычисляют, жив ты, здоров, не косишь ли от армии, и легко ли тебя будет туда затащить. На самом деле, конечно, не все так коварно, но очень близко к истине. А вот потом и приходит боевая повестка. Тут два выхода:Если тебе отдали ее не лично в руки, можешь смело срать-мол ничего не знаю, не получал. А вот если ты за нее расписался(обычно вместе с повесткой приходит хмурый дядька из военкомата, хмурый потому что никто дверь не открывает), то это финиш твоей спокойной жизни на гражданке, ибо после этого момента любой откос становится уголовным нарушением. Дальше больше, но в следующей серии

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